- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your nose blink.

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to eat socks

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to police irony

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Liam Brudenell

The power to poo without wiping.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to kill yourself.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Pointless Super Powers