The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!