The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power of hindsight

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!