- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power of bad luck

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

To be able to generate cancer at will

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers