- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

Being only half invisible.

The power to shit for 5 days

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The Power to Fail in Failing

Pointless Super Powers