The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!