the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to see stuff

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!