- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power... to move you.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to fly in tornadoes

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to write a country song

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to not move but your always happy.

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to ejaculate needles.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to push "pull" doors

Pointless Super Powers