- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to always be at half mast.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to die at will

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers