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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!