- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to go to hell.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to spit mouthwash

Power to not have any power.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to walk 1% faster.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Pointless Super Powers