- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be in fashion.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to bypass capcha codes

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Pointless Super Powers