The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to like any show

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to die from darting too hard

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to herd cats

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!