- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

power to age faster

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to be powerless

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to see oxygen.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to ignore useful information

The power to only see glass.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers