- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to eat bread

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to get arrested

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to predict the present

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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