The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the ability to die on command

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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to spelle caretly

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!