The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to be blind

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to read your own mind

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to police irony

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Power to sleep without eyelids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!