The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to not care.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!