The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to smell whore

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be missed when present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!