the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!