The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!