The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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anything Aquaman does

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!