The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Aweonao

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!