The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to resurrect dead insects

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to die from darting too hard

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!