- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

to be shitty

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to chew with your tongue

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Pointless Super Powers