PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to die

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power of having two left hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!