The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!