The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to be born again

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to become demented

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to swim on land.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to be alone

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!