The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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to be shitty

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!