The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the ability to type slower.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!