The power to like any show

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be afraid of horses.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to look at Sun.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to have a unique fart smell

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power to time travel to the present

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to fly into the sun.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!