- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like any show

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to shrink your private parts.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power drown in water

The ability to swim in water.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

the power to like justin beiber

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

Pointless Super Powers