the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!