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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.
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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!
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Vanilla scented blood
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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The power to poo without wiping.
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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.
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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel
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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The power of making your tits smaller
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!
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the power to get sick
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The ability to turn wine into water...
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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan
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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat
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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!