the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to read this.

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power to have no power at all

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!