- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport small dogs

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to wear crocs.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power of fart helium

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

Pointless Super Powers