- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Pointless Super Powers