the power to fly but your an Altophobic

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The superpower to have a superpower

the power to control nothing

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to look at someone and die.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!