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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to swim on land.
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.
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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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the power to make food shrimp.
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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The Power to fart glitter
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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.
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The ability to go to hell.
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The power to die at will
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the power to make faces at the blind
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The power to jizz mango chutney
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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!