- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look TV

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to poo.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

Pointless Super Powers