The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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swear words -jesse

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to die

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!