- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers