The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to do nothing

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!