the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

the ability to sell Al Gore

the ability to have sex with a sand spur

the power to say you have no power

the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to have no powers.

The ablity to hate everything.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The ability to vote

The power to speak in text globes.

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

the power to shit brix

the abilty to be lynched at will

The power to turn wine into water.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!