the power to say you have no power

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The ability to vote

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to shit brix

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to charge car batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!