the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power to shit brix

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!