the ability to burn in hell

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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the power to say you have no power

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The ability to vote

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The power to have no powers.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!