the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!