The power of see inside your eyes.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!