the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to pee backwards.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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Backwards speak to power the.

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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to be under 9000

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!