The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power drown in water

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The power to breath Oxygen

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to only see glass.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!