The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to be alone

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to walk on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!