The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to die

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!