- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to know when someone queefed

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to die at will

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power to become semi-transparent

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to f**k your family all at once

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The Power to Power

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to write a country song

The power think five times slower.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

Pointless Super Powers