Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power drown in water

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!