The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power of words

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Dejavu

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!