the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be a snail

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be powerless.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!