The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be a common person

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!