The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to read your own mind.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power... to read this

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!