My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to lick your elbow.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!