To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to blow up when you blink

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to eat food.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!