The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to go on this website

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!