The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to have no power.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to predict the present

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!