- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The Power to Die instantly.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

Pointless Super Powers