that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to plank

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Having the power to stand still

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!