The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power drown in water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!