The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to bleed

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!