Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!