The power to kill yourself

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to predict the present

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!