- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to be a dick.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

the power... to read this

The ability to die instantly

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to turn into birdseed

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

Pointless Super Powers