- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

hello

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the power to fart every time you blink

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

Pointless Super Powers