Taekwondo

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!