The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to in power your self

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to beathe

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!