The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to pee standing up

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!