The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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to make asians smart

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The power to see through windows

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!