The power to be a woman

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!