The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!