The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to die at will

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!