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The power to die in one second
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.
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The power to fly when u are in an elevator
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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground
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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.
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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.
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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.
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The power to levitate mustard.
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The power to change your eyebrows daily
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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.
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ability to run very fast forever
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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.
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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.
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the power to eat only one lays potato chip
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The power to turn into a pebble
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power to fly when your underwater
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!