The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to die in one second

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!