The Power of being Friendzoned

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!