The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!