- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink a nano second slower

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The ability to only fart in public

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to stay a virgin

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to jizz money

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the power to finish an all you can eat

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

Pointless Super Powers