The power to turn your navel upside down

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Stop clapping

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!