Taekwondo

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

to make asians smart

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to have bad luck!

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to not see ads

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to turn into a baby randomly

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!