The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to breathe

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

the power to fail

The power to shit dirt!

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to see through thin air

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!