Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to post here

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The Power to Combust

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the ability to become black.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!