The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!