the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!