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The power of not knowing the future
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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same.
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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint
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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.
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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.
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The power to go suicide
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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.
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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum
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The power to listen to justin beiber
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.
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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.
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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.
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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on
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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!