the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to die but once

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!