the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see when people fart.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!